Has anyone seen my passport???

Evening all!

I'm not going to lie, I am now officially FRIGHTENED! Just checked the weather forecast for when we leave, light wind and a 40% chance of rain. I really dont like those odds. If someone told me I was 40% likely to get hit by a bus tomorrow, I wouldnt leave the flat.

My packing starts tonight. Bum cream will go in first as that is obviously the most important thing, whatever people tell you. We have argued long and hard on the issue, but I can assure you there is only one person that is going to have the last laugh in the matter and it wont be the baboon with the strawberry coloured arse cheeks.

Anyway, dinner time. I have nothing more to say for now.

Blay